Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Interest Piece: Hip-Hop's Biggest Turkeys 09' Edition



In honor of the fake holiday that so many in America will celebrate tommorrow, and that I'll use to catch up on some of the worst teams in the NFL, Purehip-hop takes a break from all the Thankgiving hype and profiles some of this year's biggest Hip-Hop turkeys...




Joe Budden - This year really saw the NJ wordsmith's career take off, but not so much for his rapping abilities. In 09' Budden is a Turkey for making us suffer through his incessant twittering, vlogging, silly beefs and torrid love affairs...Everything came to a head when he was literally smacked up on camera by some associates of Raekwon backstage at this year's Rock The Bells concert in Los Angeles.



Noreaga - Besides recently taking on the appearance of one, Nore is a turkey this year for A) dropping a new and atrocious CNN LP and B) getting into a fight at a burger joint in Miami...SMH...



The Game - He should be included on this list for just that rediculous red star he got tatt'd to his cheek alone (he only did that to cover up a butterfly tattoo...no I'm not joking). In all honesty, there was heaps of silliness from this character in 2009, the pinnacle of which might of been his role in that god awful Keanu Reeves movie "Street Kings". The scenes in which he was included were so sterotypical and silly I wanted to url. Cedric The Entertainer you get negative cool points for that bullshit too.



Kanye West - Do I really even need to write why? I wasn't nearly as appalled at Mr. West's rushing Lil' Ms. CMT at the VMA's as I was just by his utter and rapid personal unraveling this year. The way the man is dressing nowadays is flat out embarassing, his last album was an Auto tuned mess and his new woman is an openly bisexual, bald headed, bleach blonde egomaniac. C'mon Ye' you can do a hell of a lot betta...til' he does though, he's the king Turkey of Hip-Hop...

-BIG D O

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